Moral dilemma
You are on your way to buy a paper from the local newsagents.
Hanging around outside is a male chav of roughly 15 years of age
he waves a fiver in front of you and asks you to buy him 20 B&H (Cigarettes)
He can't get served because he is underage.
Do you buy them for him?
6 Comments:
1.Take his fiver.
2.Go into the shop.
3.Buy 20 fags for a friend.
4.Leave the shop.
5.Give him his fiver back and a bonus cigarette.
6.Tell him to stop smoking and stop being such a fucking Chav.
7.Run away giggling like the child you wish you were.
8.Go home and eat cake.
Speaking as a boy who has recently been threatened with a night in jail if i bought alcohol for 'those underage girls' i was with (incidentaly they were older than me, and yes, i was buying the drink that night) there is but one response.
'No hablo Ingles'
The chav boy will get his fags no matter what, so it shouldn't be a moral dilemma really. If you buy them for him, he will irritate fewer people (he will be gone sooner). He may also remember that you were decent to him which may come in handy next time he is in his chav pack and you are feeling uncomfortable walking past (if you do - I do sometimes, if the pack is big enough). So yeah, buy the fags. Or be foreign.
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Can I tell him to go away Kath. Please , let me , let me
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